At a poingnant and moving ceremony held in Stornoway recently, Roddy Morrisons Drum Machine was presented to him by the Dun Ringles. A clearly moved Roddy was seen to wipe a tear drop from his eye as the Dr Rythum was presented to him by Jasper God, a representative of the Tape Records Corporation.The drum machine was immidiatly put to work on the Guireans newest album 'Alasdair Mackay is God (sorry Bod)' This was followed by lengthy speaches and a quaint cocktail party in the Crown.

A spokesroddy for Roddy Morrison said 'what else of mine have you bastards got?'