This competition carry on is chust a big Guireans rip off. And writing songs about writing songs is bloated 70s prog rock self indulgence at its worst. Still, if there's a seat on one of CJ's Dunringhills Hotel Christian Coach Tours to be won I'll give it a go...

 

How about....?

 

Guitar and Chanter, Drum Machine

Songs 'bout sheep but not about swine...

 

or the Dylanesque

 

Guitar and Chanter Drum Ma-shine 

Songs 'bout sheep and 4 Crown Wine

And that holy cove Divine

Hold on I've forgotten my lines (Billy)

 

or

 

Guitar  and Chanter, Drum Machine

Songs 'bout sheep and good padded shirts

from the crofters sios a' bhaile

Hold on I've forgotten the wurts.

 

or

 

Guitar and Chanter, Drum Machine

Songs 'bout Eyeballs and Oasis

Playing the Eagles and Cocaine

Hold on, I've forgotten my phrases