You could save yourself an expensive catering bill
run up whilst hiring Scooby Doo to solve The Mystery
Of The Hard Disk.
Who else could have masterminded this fiendish plot
to deprive the world of wonderous
Zing-Popery........it has to be CJ Mitchell (101) doyan
of dasterdly deeds with Dell disks.
Either that or the kids poured jam into your pc (
mine knackered my keyboard this way )
innit amazing the drivel you can dream up after
midnight, now where's my medication?