Is it true that 70s stadium dinosaur Robert Plant has been spotted visiting the island in order to do session vocals on the new Dun Ringles prog pomp concept gatefold epic (provisionally entitled "Houses of the Good Living Free Church (Continuing) Adherents")?

 

According to last week's "Plasterfield Advertiser" the ageing rock god:

 

"...was admitted to Ospadal Nan Eilean on Saturday suffering from a Flukanide overdose. This resulted from his standing too near a fank in Garyvard and being mistaken for an elderly castrated ram on account of his unnaturally woolly hairstyle and unorthodox vocal style.

 

"...'That was close', a Dun Ringles' source is reported to have commented, 'if the

Slaughterhouse had still been open he'd have been chops. Then we'd have been stuck - thon waster Gillan has to do his peats and Coverdale couldn't get time off from the More Store'"