W*keman To Record on Jason's New PC?

Plasterfield Advertiser 8 Feb 2002 - AGOFR industry insiders were yesterday shocked by rumours that 70s prog leviathan R*ck W*keman had booked 6 months studio time at Jason's house, in order to combine a bit of fishing and shooting with the development of his next epic gatefold concept monstrosity, provisionally titled "The 6 Pies of S*ndy M*thes*n".

 

"Thon new PC of Jason's is fleekeen hardy", the pointy-hatted cape-wearing former Yus keyboardist is reported to have said yesterday, "Grimersta Studios is the only place in Europe with the state-of-the-art technology required to capture my sound."

 

"The only thing I have to watch out for is the production team. You know me - I'm always telling them to keep it simple, but thon Ossian Stormwatch bleigeard keeps adding in more fancy bits when I'm not looking. Fleekeen prog rockers."