Huidh! We, The Guireans, Sandwick's and therefore
the universe's premier exponents of true AGOFR, note
with concern the outlandish claims presented on
the upstart
www.dunringle.com wepsite, eg:
"The World's first dedicated Avant Gaelic
Obscurist Folk Rock Website"!?!?
"All you ever wanted to know about this underground
music genre and the only band on the planet
that perpetrates it".
Such grandiose and Orwellian assertions (not to
mention the implicit allegation that Sandwick is not
on the planet) can only be the work of Tape Records'
Director of Hype, the notorious CJ "Mac a' Bhelli"
Mitchell himself.
Rest assured that Plook Records CEO Ken "Call my
Lawyer" Livingstone will be referring this matter to
our legal team, and will be petitioning Bord
Stiureadh na h-AGOFR to investigate allegations of
musical competency on recent Dun Ringle releases, in
clear breach of recognised AGOFR qualification
criteria.
Furthermore, local bearded person, (non-)Sandwick
councillor and alleged Plook Records shareholder
A*g*s M****m*ck has ruled that "This is an insult to
our profits". Consequently the safety of the Townie
embassy in Sandwick cannot be guaranteed. Angry mobs
of Sandwickites with burning peats on sticks may
also appear outside the consulates of Melbost and
Grimersta.
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