Actorrrrrrr???? ACTORRRRRRR!!!!!?????
It's no job for a man, I can pull some string's and get a
him job on the prawns.
Incidentally, any truth in the rumour that VH1 are going to
do a Behind The Fank special? My sources (no-one, made it
up) tell me that the only stumbling block is when CalMac
revert to the summer time-table.