Stuff the Midges of Rock, I would like to
offer the the opportunity of a rival event
(I have a garden) called T In The Pairc, The
Guireans would be second on the bill to
Oasis (the disco not the band) and we could
get Thespain to "act" as the compere.....for
some free booze, don't tell the DSS,
probably the first chob he's had in years,
Equity might approve tho.
Of course there would be rumours of a
surprise appearance by God (sorry - Bod)
but of course he won't turn up in a Noel
Galllagher stylee.
Tonalda could run the Herbal Healing tent as
she knows loads of coves who sell herbs.
Memphis Louise could run the creche judging
by the astonishing number of rugrats he and
his bruv have churned out.
Isles FM could run a tent with 24 hours Tire
Straits and John Cougar Mellencamp.
There would be every freaky hairstyle.....so
long as it was a mullet.
Och no......it's a stupid idea really, The
Guireans playing an open air festival, nah,
the wouldn't have the olacs....or would
they?
That was me challenging you in case you
hadn't noticed!!!!