The Artist Formerly Known As Bod  
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From: MSN Nicknamememphis_louie  (Original Message) Sent: 11/04/2002 00:23
The Tong Chronic(le) has issued the following press release -
 
' as a result of the recent publicity surrounding The Guireans new album ' Alasdair Mackay Is God ( Sorry - Bod ) ' the artist formerly known as Bod wishes to be referred to henceforth as ' Klementina ' or & for short. '
 
in an unrelated move a spokesperson for The Guireans Plook Records, Ken ' i'll have two houses, three hotels and Park Lane please ' Livingstone has just announced that the new Guireans album's title has been changed at the last minute to Alasdair M&ckay Is God  ( Sorry - Bod )


 
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From: MSN NicknameGothCove1 Sent: 11/04/2002 10:08
But that's chust plain daft!!  Bloody scrounging art students, worse than actors so they are!!!!

 
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From: MSN Nicknamenelsonmacantshronaich Sent: 17/04/2002 15:05
This year's "Gress Press" reports:
 
All thon rubbish in the Tong Chronic(le) about famous Aird Tong Rock God Alasdair Mackay changing his name to a squiggle was allegedly denied yesterday by Plook Records supremo Ken "Mr 95% + Expenses as well" Livingstone.
 
"Having calculated the capital costs of reinitiating the sleeve design competition and the potential fourth quarter tax liabilities incurred if Plook fails to dispose of the high value prizes within the specified fiscal period, we have decided not to proceed with any last minute changes to Alasdair Mackay, nor to the name of the new Guireans album", Livingstone is reported to have declared in a statement from his Pairc Lane hotel .
 
Livingstone denied that his eagerness for a rapid disposal of the sleeve design competition prizes - understood to be some dodgy scratchcard holiday tokens
that fell out of a magazine - was related to the fact that he had declared their value to the Inland Revenue at "oh, at least £18 million a go, cove. Maybe more.".