Yes indeed, the late Duncan Morison (note speleng), otherwise known as the Major can be contacted c/o. God, Heaven. The Major is well known for being slightly camp, which might affect his chances of filling Mr. Lord's seat (ooh-er!), and  given Purple's obsession with motoring (Highway Star, Space Truckin' etc), so would his extensive knowledge of motor vehicles. Some years ago my father bumped into the slightly affected ivory-tinkler, who proudly told him he had just taken possession of "a lovely new car!" Surprised and interested, my father asked him what kind of car it was. "Oh, Jacky," exclaimed the Major, "it's a lovely red one." However, despite his current deceased status, it is possible that the Major may wish to exchange one Lord for another.

Are you implying that the Galloping Major was a wooly woofter?

Huidh! Settle down again!

 

You've already had this discussion about J**n Sc*b**. What do you think this is? The Western Isles "outing" page?

 

Next thing you'll be openly discussing S****y M*th****'s predilections for **** and *** in an Amsterdam **** with ***.

 

Have you no discretion?