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Last week, as I was busking on Buchanan St
(as resting thespians are given to do) I was
accosted by someone looking very like
Morrissey but with a golden halo above his
head. After some general chat he asked me if
I would be interested in playing some trad-style
tunes with him, and I agreed. He paused for
a moment. "And it's not a Guireans session,"
he said, meaningfully. Whatever could he
mean?
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Bod in Sauchiehall Street indeed! Next thing
you'll be Seeing Buddha in the Narrows and
A*lah buying a half bottle in Cathy Dhall's.
I reckon it's about time you ate
something - you're starting to
hallucinate with all that starvation.
Either that or it's typical actor
attention seeking behaviour - many
a fading soap star goes to the Weekly
News touting a paranormal anecdote ("I
saw Ena Sharples' ghost in my dressing
room") in order to boost their flagging
profile...
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No, really. We've even hammered through some
trad tunes, only occasionally discussing
rewriting classic trad ballads with more
tractor-driving, 4-Crown-drinking leanings.
It even sounds quite good. Scary stuff.
Baah.
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Well, if you want to prove these ridiculous
claims you'll need to come up with evidence.
How about, next time you experience one of
these visions, you ask him to send in an
entry for the sleeve design competition?
He's bound to win given the standard of the
other entries (and his infinite powers) and
he can have all the dodgy scratchcards for
trips to Paris etc as well.
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dear readers
' finding Bod ' has long been a Leodsach
tradition and i hope this marks the start of
a Glasgow ' Revival ' paving the way for the
establishment of a Glasgow based ' Church Of
Bod ' where spectacle wearing on a sunday is
compulsary and the Precenters all make
chicken noises rather than thon dreary
singing.
Morrisey has been worshipped for too long in
Glasgow as a false idol.
i demand some horlicks
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He's very pleased with his production on the
most recent Guireans' opus, and particularly
keen on Back for God and Are You Being
Serviced.
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but does The Great One consider AMIGSB to be
canonical Guireans ?
oops sorry, thought i was on a Dr Who site
there for a minute.
vworp, vworp
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