a stunningly accurate summary of life in the Big Brother house 

Yus indeed, it seems to have been a quiet month, but now that your Guireans website manager is back from sunny Italy you can look forward to a hip and happening Guireantastic July. Or not.

 

I went to the Vatican, you know - and amazingly the Lord has not yet seen fit to visit fire and brimstone upon my house, although he'll probably get round to it once the Crossbost orduighean are finished.

 

Anyway, have youse Roddy Bleigeards figured out a set list for MOR 2003 yet?

I'm surprised you'se even got anywhere near the Popes house, what with them Swiss Guards anti-calvanist weapons of Mass destruction, which can spot somebody who has even been in close proximity to a Free Church within the last 25 years!!! And as the Breakaways are nearly finished their new church in Sandwick, I'm surprised you'se didin't get the full body cavity search as well.

 

 

Hey, chust had a thought. Seen as the breakaway continuing faction cult church is nealry ready, maybe we could ask them if we could hold MOR03 there. We could tell them we were testing the acoustics for them, to ensure that the messages of doom and gloom reached the furthest corners of the building. Can anyone else think of inappropriate venues to hold MOR?

Well, if they won't let us play in the new Continuity church we could always go across the road and play the gig outside the palatial home of  North Street's most famous  fiddle-appreciating haulage magnate. We could call it "Woodystock".

 

Or what about a Beatles style illegal rooftop gig on top of Tape records headquarters -  CJ's house on Matheson Road?

 

 

Or a U2-type "it's a curamach day" event at the end of the runway when the Sunday plane is coming in to land (Ken's idea)...