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Pete Doherty To Join The Guireans? |
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Well, he did apply recently. He came clean about
being a herring addict but that didn't bother
us. No, we chust thought he was a bit too
reliable and professional to be in the Guireans,
so we had to say "fleek off".
Even worse, K*te M*ss is apparently taking
chanter lessons, and if we got him we were going
to have to take her on as well. We'd just end up
paying her a fortune and having to hide her reed
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Oh yus, we had the same bother in the Dun
Ringles when yon Yasmin Le Bon joined the
band for a while. She wanted us to take
Simon on as well (as he was learning the
melodeon) but we didn't want to risk the
ferry sinking anytime we were on it with him
given his reputation with boats.
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We had thon J*mes Bl*nt round on Tuesday as well
wanting to sign us up as his backing band for
the next tour.
Apparently, like Froagy Beag, he's been overcome
with a case of mainstream-pop-superstar-goes-AGOFR-itis,
so much so that he recently played "Ca' bheil Mo
Phinnt" (From 1989's J*** S***** is a H********l
) during an otherwise unremarkable generic
pretend singer/songwriter cac gig at St*rling C*stle.
Co dhiu, Coinneach had us all signed up and was
half way to his offshore fund manager's with the
cash before we knew anything about it. Luckily
we were able to persuade Bl*nt's management that
Coinneach was chust some passing chancer and
nothing to do with us, so we don't have to tour
with him after all.
The St*rling wegs are now in pursuit of the
fiasaged fraudster, but he's been on their
wanted list since 1980 in connection with a
spate of facial hair thefts in the Bridge of
Allan area, so that's nothing new.
PS We are not suggesting that Froagy Beag
resembles J*mes Bl*nt in any way, honest. |
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You'd better flicking not be. |
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