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June/July? 1985 Memphis Louie an The Rockin Firebirds of Death 2 Gigs in One Night Episode...

Not inspired at all by Phil Collins' Live Aid Philadelphia/Wembley Concorde escapade the same year. (Don't think the Firebirds even had a car to move their stuff from the County to the Royal) Circumstances conspired to have the band play two gigs in one night and lose a rhythm guitarist in between....


1 - "Rhythm & Blues Night" at the Stornoway Folk Club in the County Hotel

Lineup:

  • Memphis Louie Studebaker (Vocals, Harmonica)
  • Bob Bitchin’ (Lead Guitar)
  • Zink Sputnik (Rhythm Guitar)
  • Leroi Z Coondawg (Bass)
  • Etheridge Lockjaw Jones Ist (Minimal Drums)

Etheridge, a diehard Jethro Tull fan on the side, was the Token Native committee  member at the Stornoway Folk Club, an organisation otherwise made up almost exclusively of people from south of the border – and I ain’t talking Hearachs - in possession of facial hair and lucrative employment with the local authority. When the folkies decided to have a “Rhythm and Blues Night” upstairs in the County Hotel, Etheridge managed to secure a slot for the band. A full 2 guitar, bass and drums set wasn’t permitted, so Etheridge played the hi-hat again (or did he?) and the band attempted to keep it down.

 Etheridge not looking like a folkie

Keeping it down wasn’t really their style, and the performance was lacklustre, slightly out of tune and not up to practice quality. Gerry’s Amazing Hat Tricks blew us away with a far better set of Fabulous Thunderbirds covers, if I remember right.

At this point Zink Sputnik decided he’d had enough and called it a day. He was naturally inclined towards more contemporary stuff and  hadn’t been happy with the Firebirds’ musical style for a while. This performance was the last straw, and he decided that the time had come to realise his ambition to go off and play Level-42-style jazz funk bass.

Unfortunately, just as Zink headed away for the bus to Gress, Bob Bitchin’ appeared and announced that the band had a second slot to play that night, down at a charity ceilidh in the Royal in 5 minutes…

Songs (possibly)

  1. Crawlin King Snake?
  2. Be-bop a lula
  3. Blues with a feelin?
  4. Hi Heel Sneekers?
  5. I was Murdered by the CIA?
  6. etc

2 - Ceilidh at the Royal Hotel, Stornoway

Lineup:

  • Memphis Louie Studebaker (Vocals, Harmonica)
  • Bob Bitchin’ (Lead Guitar)
  • Leroi Z Coondawg (Bass)
  • Etheridge Lockjaw Jones Ist (Drums or maybe Rhythm Guitar)

Despite the departure of rhythm guitarist Zink on the Gress bus minutes beforehand, and constant heckling from the late Parkend Scribe (still blacked up after doing his politically correct comedy act earlier in the evening), the Royal set was pretty good and got quite a response. Leroi was feeling smug at the bar afterwards when an emotional young lady came up and asked him “Hey, cove, what’sh the name of your band?”. Leroi told her. “Well”, she replied “you didn’t play Freebird and you’re f***ing sh*te”.

Yes. The band had failed to comply with the long-established Stornoway licensing bye-law that requires the Skynyrd classic to be played at least once in every group's set.

Don’t remember much else about this one. I asked Memphis Louie but all he remembers is being plastered by this stage.

Songs (possibly):

  1. Louie Louie?
  2. Hi Heel Sneekers?
  3. etc...

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