Alan "Musical Genius" Dick

The whereabouts of the Dark Visit's drum "prodigy", considered  by many (ok, himself) to be Springfield Road's answer to Keith Moon, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Phil Collins, are unknown.

Last spotted by Roddy "Kroftwerk Actorrrr" Morrison at a Folk Festival in Argyll circa 1998.

Allegedly the subject of oblique and possibly derogatory references in a number of MLATRFOD lyrics. But probably not.